You've beat this game before - this should be easy! Take down the boss and grab a snack on page 2.

Fighting fake monsters will help take your mind off of scary real monsters. Sit down and play a few rounds. Turn to page 10.

Ugh, games. What a waste of time. Do something more interesting and go to page 18

Play the game and lose. Play again, and lose again. Storm away in frustration to page 19.